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Chuck Norris Will Permit Mike Huckabee To Be The Next President
By Bill | October 22, 2007 | Email This Post
This just in: Chuck Norris has given his support to Mike Huckabee. No, really.
Meanwhile, Huckabee has been making statements of his own, like the one last Saturday when he referred to abortion as a “holocaust.” Now, that’s not exactly a new characterization coming from right-to-life circles; the comparison has been made for years. But Huckabee went a bit farther, linking abortion with one of the hot-button issues of the 2008 campaign, illegal immigration, by saying that if America hadn’t aborted so many fetuses over the last thirty years, we wouldn’t need as many immigrant workers. (Presumably they would be happy to pick fruit and clean hotel rooms for slave wages in gratitude for having been carried to term?)
As you ponder the merit of Huckabee’s comments, remember that this is the person that many are picking as a front runner for a vice presidential spot on the eventual Republican ticket.
Topics: Abortion, Immigration, Mike Huckabee |
October 22nd, 2007 at 3:47 pm
The election is now over.
Chuck Norris keeps his voter ID on the bottom of his right boot… nobody has ever asked to see his Voter ID.
November 14th, 2007 at 9:29 am
Obama might have Oprah, but Huck has Norris.
Game Over.